Roger Federer beat Pete Sampras in an exhibition earlier today in Seoul, South Korea. Isn't this the equivalent of Tiger Woods playing the 35 years dead Bobby Jones in a skins match?
The three great things about this are:
1) They played two of three sets -- like OLD WOMEN. I can only assume that Pete Sampras's bones would turn to dust if he were able to force a fourth or fifth set against Federer.
2) The AP Journalist covering the event actually had the balls to write: "The balding Sampras proceeded to break his opponent's serve and then moved 4-2 ahead courtesy of a drop shot." Larry David, Ron Howard and Rudy Giuliani should picket the Associated Press.
3) One of the published photos (see above) of the match makes it appear as if Sampras has grown an awful hippie ponytail.
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