Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Omar No Ama Lo Duca

The Mets have traded Guillermo Mota to the Brewers for catcher Johnny Estrada.

As happy as I am to see Mota leave, I was hoping it would be in a body bag. And shouldn't Omar Minaya have learned with Julio Franco and Tom Glavine that former Braves do not belong on the Mets. Who's he going to fill Mota's bullpen spot with -- John Rocker?

And seriously, did Paul Lo Duca give Omar throat herpes or something? What's with the hate? How is Paulie gonna explain this to Mamma Lo Duca? "No Ma, you're not gonna have to leave New York. No Ma, I'm not gonna be putting you in a home... Ma! Listen to me, Ma! Get your head out of the Foreman Grill, Ma. It doesn't run on gas. Your baby is still gonna play ball. You ever hear of the Long Island Ducks?"

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